Your whole family (and countless others) is vitallly interested in the news, activities, pictures and
general goings on of the whole clan.  Therefore, please:

        1.  Send pictures and news.

        2.  If you can't send pictures and news, send pictures.

        3.  If you can't send pictures, send news.  (News can be reported via telephone, email, fax)

        4.  If you don't send either you disappoint your siblins, cousins, in-laws, spouses and especially, ME.
            And you don't want to do that, right?

Remember, I do this monthly, so please let me hear from you regularly.

Thank you all,

Your loving and dedicated Father, Grandfather, Father in Law, and Cousin.